John Edwards knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears!

Or something like that.

Celebrity-Political-Gossip Mash Up O' The Week! And don't even get me started on that Huckabee kid!

It's getting weird. And increasingly banal, phony and stupid, and, thereby, quite entertaining.

You come on like a dream
Peaches and cream
Lips like strawberry wine
You're 16, you're beautiful, and you're mine
You're all ribbons and pearls
Ooooh, what a girl
Eyes that sparkle and shine
You're 16, you're beautiful, and you're mine

- Johnny Burnette/Sherman Brothers, "You're 16"

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