Here's One Way To Get Me To Buy You A Drink.

Slip your bartender two sweet tickets to Wednesday's Reds game, with a parking pass, no less!

Now that's what I call a tip. And here I always thought free baseball tickets were for executives, and people you were hoping would buy stuff from you.

Thank you, Mr. Jansen. When I speak of you, I'll always speak well.

Bronson Arroyo Is Hot update... 6-2, 2.29 ERA (leading the NL), 53 K's and a complete game. Nice outing against Milwaukee in Monday's blowout. Purrrrrr....

Hi, Metafilterians! Wow! Thanks, tellurian... can I buy you a drink?