March Madness + National Drinking Holiday =
Boredom. For restaurant bartenders stuck without a TV.
St. Patrick's Day doesn't exactly lend itself well to an independent, fine dining Italian restaurant. Combine that with the beginning of the tournament, and you have the Slowest. Night. Ever. I'm sure it's the same for servers and like-employed bartenders everywhere. It's a good night for employee bonding, though, all that standing around. We put green food dye in the Peroni and drank it liberally after closing.
Tavern Wench might have found a new job. Different locale, same tavern wenching job, just more lucrative. Stay tuned...
As an aside... GO OHIO UNIVERSITY BOBCATS!! My beloved alma mater! BEAT FLORIDA!!