C'mon Baby, Leave Some Change Behind
C'mon baby leave some change behind
She was a bitch, but I don't care
She brought our food out on time
Wore a funky barrette in her hair *
Stiffed on a $155 bar tab tonight. Big ---- in the credit card tip line. Japanese customers, 6 businessmen.
My manager added an automatic 18% to their bill out of sympathy tonight.
I'm thankful for the little things.
*"Waitress" Live, Throwing Copper. A song I find rather offensive, and therefore more relevant