C'mon Baby, Leave Some Change Behind

C'mon baby leave some change behind
She was a bitch, but I don't care
She brought our food out on time
Wore a funky barrette in her hair *

Stiffed on a $155 bar tab tonight. Big ---- in the credit card tip line. Japanese customers, 6 businessmen.

My manager added an automatic 18% to their bill out of sympathy tonight.

I'm thankful for the little things.

*"Waitress" Live, Throwing Copper. A song I find rather offensive, and therefore more relevant
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